I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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