Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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