from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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