i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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