I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You have to summon your inner elephant
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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