I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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