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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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