You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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