How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think my vagina is haunted
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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