does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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