There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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