Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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