she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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