i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Randomize
