I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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