ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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