Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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