I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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