just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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