he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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