Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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