oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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