the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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