this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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