You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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