Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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