A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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