i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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