I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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