I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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