I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You made out with two different species that night
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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