honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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