whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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