I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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