shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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