So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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