so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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