i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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