Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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