I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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