Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My feet surprised me
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Randomize
