You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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