Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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