I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.