I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(