Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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