You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
