your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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