There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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