Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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