That's intense
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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