Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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