Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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