Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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