That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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